1 When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself. 2 If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 3 A penny saved is a government oversight. 4 The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. 5 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 6 He who hesitates is probably right. 7 If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 8 The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. 9 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. 10 If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? 11 Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. 12 If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? 13 You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. 14 Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 14 Don't cry because it's over: smile because it happened. 15 We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors。
but they all have to learn to live in the same box. 16 Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 17 A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. 18 Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. 19 Once over the hill, you pick up speed. 20 I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. 21 If not for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all. 22 Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. 23 Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 24 I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much. 25 You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. 26 Dogs have owners. Cats have a staff. 27 We cannot change the direction of the wind。 but we can adjust our sails. 28 If the shoe fits。
buy it in every color1.记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的 Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable. 2.能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶 Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted. 3.怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分 Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God. 4.智慧的代价是矛盾。
这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。 Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life. 5.世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外） Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones. 6.如果敌人让你生气，那说明你还没有胜他的把握 It can be inferred that you lack confidence in a victory over your rivals from the fact that you're irritable against them. 7.如果朋友让你生气，那说明你仍然在意他的友情 From that you would get angry with your friends, we can conclude you still care about the friendship between you. 8.令狐冲说“有些事情本身我们无法控制，只好控制自己。”
可是，他算什么！！ “ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves.“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts（武侠小说？）. Who is, however, fucking he? 9.我不知道我现在做的哪些是对的，那些是错的，而当我终于老死的时候我才知道这些。所以我现在所能做的就是尽力做好每一件事，然后等待着老死。
Only till my natural death.could I tell which of what I have been doing is right or wrong, so now I have to try to do well in everything, and then wait to die a natural death. 10.也许有些人很可恶，有些人很卑鄙。而当我设身为他想象的时候，我才知道：他比我还可怜。
所以请原谅所有你见过的人，好人或者坏人 Some may be wicked, and some may be despicable. Only when I put myself in their position did I know they are more miserable than I. So forgive all that you have met, no matter what kind of persons they are. 11.鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里.水说我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。 “You couldn't 。
年轻人常用口头禅1. It's cool:cool 是青少年（teen-agers） 常用的字，（有时也用 debonaire） 其真正意思是指可以接受的好事；或是情况可以控制；或是保持冷静、文雅、礼貌、外表不错，能够合乎年轻人的标准。（可指人或事物）也就是 something good or acceptable;situation is under control;being calm, gentle, courteous or good-looking;meet teen's standard. 所以可以说： That's cool;he is cool;this is cool. Skydiving （或surfing） is cool.（跳伞或冲浪运动很不错） 主词可用任何人称的单复数 （I, we, they 等），动词可用 verb to be 的任何时态 （is, was, were, will be, have been等）。
因此，也可以说： She (He) was cool in the past. That's a cool T-shirt.（好看的运动衫） He (she) is a cool person.（文雅礼貌的人） 但是如果说：Are you cool？又是指「你冷吗？」（cool = cold），可见 cool 当口头禅或俚语时，多半不用在问句。假如说： She looks as cool as a cucumber. 又是恭维语，是说她很 calm and charming; not emotional. 但为何用黄瓜 （cucumber） 代表，则不得而知。
（注：许多华人把 cool 译成「很酷」） 2. Are you trippin'?:trippin' 这个字，是由动词 trip 演变而来。（动词时态是：tripped, tripping）年轻人用省略符号 （apostrophe ） 代替 g，表示是 slang，或口头禅。
这个字是现在分词当形容词用，是指行为异乎寻常，也许受到吸毒或喝酒的影响，而显得神魂颠倒、奇形怪状（to get high on drug such as LSD），也就是说：要不是受到药、酒的影响，你为什 显得这样古怪呢？（Are you under any influence of drug or alcoholic? Why are you so crazy and bizarre？） 所以可以说： They are trippin'. (= tripping) She (he) is trippin'. Mr. A must be trippin'. 通常只用在年轻人身上，而且不是恭维语。 3. He is a nerd:nerd 是指一些年轻人，每天只懂读书、考试，但对生活上的其他事情，都很生疏。
（A person always buries his nose in books, but not good at social situations.） 由於美国十分重视多方面发展的教育 （well-rounded），所以许多老外认为 nerd 虽然学识不错，但很乏味；有IQ，但缺乏EQ，只是社会上无足轻重的「书虫」或「蠢货」而已。（IQ = Intelligence Quotient ; EQ = Emotional Quotient） nerd 可用复数，动词也能用其他时态。
因此可以说： He used to be a nerd in high school. （过去他在高中时是位书呆子） Many Chinese students are（或 have been）considered nerds. 至於 geek 这个字，虽然与 nerd 相似，年轻人也常用，但 geek 是指在某一方面有很高的 IQ。我们可以说： He is a computer geek. （意思是：虽然他是书呆子，但电脑很棒） 另外，年轻人还用 jerk 这个字，通常是指没有社交技巧，头脑简单或古怪，令人讨厌的家伙（annoying person），如果你不喜欢一个人，就可以说： I don't like him because he is a jerk. 也可以用复数： Many jerks are working in our company. 主词也可以用其他人称，动词也可用其他时态： They are jerks; He was a jerk in the past; Mr. A has been jerk for years. （注：有时年轻人也用 dork 这个字，但不如 jerk 流行） 4. Yo baby:Yo baby 是许多年轻的黑人男子对女子的招呼语，也有人用“Yo baby, yo baby yo”，由於女子很漂亮，很吸引人，他想与她交谈。
（He thinks she is pretty and attractive, so he wants to speak to her.），也就是找话题，想要「打开话匣」。（to use as a form of opening line or pick-up line or to begin a greeting; try to know her or date her） 如果说： Yo baby, are you trippin'？ 意思是：漂亮的姑娘，你的样子有点怪里怪气，有什么心事吗？ “Yo baby" 后面可跟任何可以「打开话匣」的句子。
诸如：May I help you with something? I think I have met you somewhere before. 同理，如果年轻女子看到帅哥，有吸引力，很想与他交谈，那么就用：“Hey, hey, hey" 后跟任何可以「打开话匣」的句子。诸如： Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?“what is going on？”就是年轻黑人打招呼的用语 （a form of greeting or open statement） 或 Hey, hey, hey, are you going to the movie？（帅哥，你是去看电影吗？） 5. Catch you later！这是年轻人说「再会」的口语。
（a form to say“good乡bye”） 也就是说：现在没有时间与你交谈，以后再谈吧！（I don't have time to talk with you now, but we can talk later.） 因此，catch 就是 talk 或 contact 的意思。catch 后面，也可用其他人称代名词（him, her, them 等） 有时年轻小伙子也用：I am off. 意思就是：I am leaving now; I'll talk to you again. （我要走了，再谈吧！）。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养.。
go to hell!
what the hell are you doing?
you will pay for what you did!
come on! are you kidding?
get out of my way!
put your hands on your head, or I will fire!
1、Life is a sail trip full of chances and challenges.人生的航行充满了机遇与挑战。
2、Life is a lane but it is a rotative course.生命是单行道，但是一个循环的过程。
3、A man has choice to begin love, but not to end it. ----Bohn 一个人开始去爱上谁的时候，他可以有所选择，但当他要结束爱情的时候，他可没有选择了。
4、A happy family life is a wonderful asset for any one.快乐的家庭生活对每个人都是很大的一笔财富。
5、Without music, life is a journey through a desert.没有音乐，生命就如荒漠之旅。
6、Life is a line segment, the intersection after the separation.人生就是线段，交集后分离。
7、Life is a maze and love is a riddle.生活是座迷宫，爱情是个谜。
8、Life is a mystery to solve not a problem to resolve.生命是一个等待你去理解的神秘事物，而不是等待你去解决的问题。
9、Where love fails, we espy all faults. ---Ray 在爱情丧失的地方，我们就察见所有的缺点了。
10、When work is a pleasure, life is a joy！当工作是一种乐趣时，生活才是一种享受。